January 2012
28 posts
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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“I’m just saying… if I was there it wouldn’t have gone down like that. Timmy...”
– Mark Wahlberg reviews Jurassic Park (via thenewhotness)
Jan 26th
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“I’m just going to bring my health card with me, in case I die”
– bestfriendevahevah (via lovesherlock)
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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“I have always lived violently, drunk hugely, eaten too much or not at all, slept...”
– John Steinbeck (via quotewhore)
Jan 26th
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“The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead.”
– Marilyn Monroe (via kari-shma)
Jan 26th
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Pop Culture Brain | Movies TV Music Web Theater:... →
folkinz: Quentin Tarantino’s official Top 11 of 2011 Midnight In Paris Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes Moneyball The Skin I Live In X-Men: First Class Young Adult Attack The Block Red State Warrior The Artist / Our Idiot Brother (tie) The Three Musketeers I am really questioning Tarantino now that he’s said that the THREE MUSKETEERS was in his top 11 of 2011. WTF. worst....
Jan 25th
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fishing for compliments
-don’t try and look ugly 85% of the time -straighten you hair and put on mascara INSTANT COMPLIMENT
Jan 23rd
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“I was at the movies yesterday and before the movie started they had this long ad...”
– Mindy Kaling  (via rufustfirefly, megalong) (via voldys-gonemoldy) (via anditallfallsdownsometimes)
Jan 23rd
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Don't Waste The Pretty: on self-respect →
datebynumbers: Look, it’s insane that all of this happened in one god damned weekend, but the point of this is, even though I did the right thing every night, I’m still left a bit sad, and you need to know that that’s OK.  Self-respect won’t have you calling your girlfriends, debating and analyzing.  Self-respect won’t keep you warm at night.  It won’t make you giggle in the morning....
Jan 23rd
211 notes
Atwood
‘maybe that’s what love is, I thought: it’s being pissed off’
Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Don't Waste The Pretty: did you want something? →
datebynumbers: Is it worth going out with people who ask you, “if you’re out,” or, “what you’re up to”? Clearly when you’re smitten, it totally is. This is reinterpreted as, “I would like to create a meaningful relationship with you, are you available to begin this evening?” Sorry, your interpretation has…
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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The Frenemy.: The Kinds Of Love There Are  →
thefrenemy: I literally need to lay down in fields of roses and stare at your face for hours I am Rihanna in the Rihanna video so I need to wear fancy clothes and blow cigarette smoke into your mouth Get the fuck away from me! I’m sick of you! I’m going to throw this vase! We can never be in the same… I am Rihanna in the Rihanna video so I need to wear fancy clothes and blow...
Jan 13th
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“And it’s hard to dance with a devil on your back So shake him off, oh woah I...”
– florence + the machine (via itsbeenasweetlove)
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 8th
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“Resolution #1: Will obviously lose 20 pounds. #2: Always put last night’s...”
– Bridget Jone’s Diary (via spinstersnowboarder)
Jan 5th
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“My body is not a representation of my failures, sins, or mistakes. My body is...”
– Dances with Fat (via unknowablewoman)
Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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December 2011
24 posts
Dec 30th
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“douchebags aren’t douches all the time that’s the problem”
– Friday morning gchat brought to you by the knowledge of ThirtySomethingSingledom Also, in a totally unrelated note, guess who comes to town next week. (via singleinchicago)
Dec 28th
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Dec 26th
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“Women are into decisive men who know what they want, especially when those men...”
– Kate Vershov (via bourbonandpearls)
Dec 21st
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Dec 17th
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I think of myself as a Sydney + will shipper (alias). Forget Vaughan…..
Dec 16th
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best motivation: working out while watching alias. sydney bristow is so bad ass. and her arms. killer
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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can’t decide if I should continue watching house past season one. hypochondriac here.
Dec 13th
Dec 13th
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I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone I recommend walking around naked in your living room Swallow it down (what a jagged little pill) It feels so good (swimming in your stomach) Wait until the dust settles
Dec 13th
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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I’d really like someone to teach me how to do my make-up. and hair. aren’t girls supposed to be born with this knowledge?
Dec 11th
“What worries you, masters you.”
– John Locke (via xxsilentrainxx)
Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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